the elves are leaving middle earth

what do you think the funniest comedy name of all time is. for my money it's a tie between Uncle Baby Billy and Jean-Ralphio Sapirstein

Bad Jazz

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

Boone's got his guys ready for the postseason

Stephen A. playing solitaire at work has brought out levels of sanctimony I didn’t think possible

Series over

Mookie Betts, Rafael Devers and Chris Sale have netted Vaughn Grissom, Alex Verdugo, Connor Wong, Jeter Downs, Jordan Hicks, and Kyle Harrison. Those trades would have the Red Sox kicked out of a fantasy league.

Spaunimal!

ESPN discussing how the Devers trade impacts LeBron's legacy

I played this for my crying, teething baby, she watched it quietly all the way through then on the final second closed her eyes and peacefully slept for twelve hours

OJ probably killed those people but he was really good at physical comedy

3 out of 9 Club World Cup matches finishing 0-0 is not ideal conditions for spreading soccer fever in the US

Yankees = same shit as last year

The Dodgers said it, and they were right: The minute you make the Yankees play baseball, they fail. They don’t actually know how to play the game. And it shows every year in their inability to do the little things.

Anthony Volpe is closing off his stance and flattening his swing to sell out for contact, again. It's not working, again.

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Yankees have found their postseason form