Cannabis needs to be treated more like coffee and less like heroin.

Me realizing blunts are tobacco mid sesh…damn I’ve been lying to my doctor all this time

I have a small park in front of my house every time I spark some dro there’s always an asshole standing 200 feet away with a 3000 year old dog dramatically coughing. STFU, lungs been breathing 78 years of pollution and a few of c*ke, your shit been ran though

I’m sure true tennis fan are sad Serena’s out but happy that the rest of the tournament won’t sound like a Golden State v Celtics game

Putting politics over people is so on brand

RT if your email looks like mine… No one? Just me? Ok y’all lying🙄

I was 35 mins late to my hair appointment. She marked it as a missed appointment and charged me 100% ($245). I’ve accepted my L, and can style my own hair, but that $245 really hit my soul.

Day 1 of Benzinga Cannabis Capital Conference is closed out by Tyson 2.0. Speaking of Mike Bites: “ It came from an major moment in sports history. There’s an audience surrounding it. It’s part of the reason we’re on this stage so fast.” BTW: Mike Bites was Tyson’s wife’s idea

I’m a former Seattle Public School teacher…this year I’m especially grateful for leaving the classroom and now being in the cannabis industry. Seattle Public School District is like most others. They don’t care about teachers or kids. There I said it!

Who cashed out their 401k in 2021 to become a CBD isolate peddler? Are y'all doing alright out there? There are much easier non-cannabis ways to get rich than starting a CBD product line.

Leave 👏 responsible 👏 cannabis 👏 consuming 👏 parents 👏 alone 👏

Mental illness might be Kanye’s trigger, but it’s not the cause of his bigoted thinking. I’m tired of the mental illness card. Ye has been telling people who he is for years. This man said slavery was a choice and folks was like 🤷🏾‍♀️. Now, let me wear my Adidas in peace.

Nepo baby from horrible family who is a predator, sexual abuser, and aspiring cannibal exploits childhood trauma in search for redemption arch. Can you guess who’s headline this should be? #ArmieHammer

This is the most accurate headline wording I’ve seen so far

23 & 25? They aged in Western Frontier years. Those are 1870s years. #Alabamaboatbrawl

I don’t think anyone is grasping the dystopia of this all