my facebook TL is a fun 50/50 mix of leftist comrades celebrating the death of a colonizer and normies mourning their beloved monarch

if waking up early is so great then why am I so sleepy

few will understand

Nice

I’m so desensitized to fucked up shit that a pumpkin with a scary face carved in it is just normal to me

one of my favorite things about Mark Hamill is that, despite having starred in the single biggest media franchise of all time, his social media presence is mostly just like, a normal guy. if I were famous, that's the kinda energy I'd be trying to have

if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: An extreme wind warning is in effect for Cape Coral FL, Lehigh Acres FL, Fort Myers FL until 6:00 PM EDT for extremely dangerous hurricane winds.

as a Dungeon Master, there's nothing quite like trapping a PC in a nightmare where she can only wake up by murdering a former party member whom she had already watched die in front of her once and was in love with... gotta love horror campaigns!

sorry, army of twitter bots pretending to be hot women, but I'm a happily engaged man. now please for the love of god stop following me

Seeing a lot of Kim Possible Halloween costumes this year. What's the story there

the neurodovergent urge to preemtively explain the joke

un-privating my twitter because this was a great tweet that deserves recognition

Baby Yoda has become the millennial equivalent to the boomers' Minions

Is #TOTK going to be the first Zelda game without bombs or are they going back to being a limited resource? 🤔 #TearsoftheKingdom