If you resign from Congress over sexual misconduct, you shouldn’t be entitled to a pension.

It’s crazy that this wasn’t the dealbreaker.

ทำไมกุรีเฟรชแล้วยังเห็นแต่โพสต์เดิม ๆ วะ

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

No European dates? I consider this a hate crime Chris Brown

can Twitter please figure out why I'm seeing the same 25 tweets all day!!!

What is this new algorithm where you keep seeing the same set of posts repeatedly upon refreshing your timeline? 🤦🏾‍♂️

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

Had a fun day today. 2 weeks ago an Indian (US Citizen) IT employee called ICE on his own department because he heard that many of them were here on fake H1-B Visas. 25 employees were arrested out of 100ish. He was correct. After talking to his leadership he also informed them

I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe 🌏

saudade da época que a apple realmente tratava bem seus clientes

🚨YE IN POLAND CONFIRMED! Kanye West is bringing his solo show to Stadion Śląski in Chorzów on June 19, 2026 — his only date in the country. This venue holds a capacity of 54,378 fans under its massive covered roof. Tickets via Yelivepoland.com

Estimados artistas que me gustan. Por favor no saquen más conciertos este año. Estoy en la quiebra. Muchas gracias.

We just won. Ticketmaster / Live Nation was the biggest antitrust case in years. A jury just ruled for us on all claims. We brought this case with a big group of AGs and USDOJ - until last month, when USDOJ cut a backroom deal with Live Nation in the middle of the trial and

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

Per usual:

Look at the tiny cars in the foreground to get a sense of the vastness of the building

There were five murderers in Fairfax County this year. Three were illegal immigrants and one was a Democrat lieutenant governor VA Democrats are now trying to arrest ICE and ban guns, while exempting legislators from the gun laws.

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”