a great bit would be getting fired for making charlie kirk jokes and then making a cancel culture gofundme

I've gotta have some of the most mundane dreams of all time Had a dream last night where I had red shoes and that was it. Just me walking around in red shoes.

just one more unfunded render bro, please bro just one more plan we have no intention of paying for

gorgeous day, warm breeze, fuck sitting at a desk

more of these ads please, I don't want a cryptoscam, I want unregulated schizo-posting

this intersection has traffic lights but no pedestrian buttons, which means people get off the bus and immediately start jaywalking

they should let me own a tiger, or maybe a cheetah or something. any big cat really

just got genuinely accused of being a homewrecker??? kind of exciting???

got this out of curiousity, forgot that pepper m.d tastes like medicine and sadness

considering they think being called spineless is offensive, you'd think they'd grow a spine.

just realised if i dyed my hair blonde i could very easily pull off an alex baker cosplay

forgot how good burger liquor is, double smokey?? goes hard

the spirit of wayne brown hovering behind me as I email the dumbest person I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with