The Seahawks Are The #1 Seed

"wow i love my quirk chungus AI"

Recession indicator

This quote coming from the party that spent an entire election cycle telling us that there wasn’t a genocide going on in Gaza and that Biden was tirelessly working for a ceasefire is fucking insane to me

I'm old enough to remember when this guy still had to pretend to be sad about killing someone

Hi! It's us, the centrist establishment that's been running the Democratic Party and produced every Dem nominee in recent history. Things are going really great for us, right? So we have some advice for how Dems can keep up our awesome win record in 2028.

it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here

This game really is Atomic Bomb (Texans Defense) vs Coughing Baby (CJ Stroud)

My view on August 31, 2024. The first game of the Indiana Curt Cignetti era

FERNANDO. MENDOZA. THE PLAY OF A LIFETIME ‼️

Assembly Hall. Chaos

this the type of dramatic run you see in a movie not an actual game. we’re gonna be seeing this mendoza td for the next 100 years

[Bloomington, IN elementary school, 2034] SUBSTITUTE TEACHER (taking attendance): Fernando? 21 OF THE 30 SECOND GRADE STUDENTS: Here.

Safe to say Bloomington ain’t sleeping tonight

Love that this hog’s entire output now is just “hey guys remember that time when I killed people?”

21 months in the making. Stacked every opportunity to get here.

This will shut down the entire games industry for about 45 minutes