Also Americans: I'd rather have endless poopfest if it means my neighbors never get a hand on these puppies

If anyone's wondering how I'm doing lately, I was just about to hop in the shower but heard the bathroom fan on so I looked at my husband sitting on the couch and asked if he's in the bathroom

what a sentence

did my employer write this? oh.

Since this might be the last tweet I'll ever send let's just say 2012 me who dressed up as the fail whale for Halloween bc Twitter was relevant even then finds it all the more relevant now to leave with this

Researchers who studied active shooter attacks from 2000 to 2021 found that most are over by the time police arrive, and bystanders are more likely to stop attacks by physically subduing an attacker than by shooting them. Revisit our story from June. nyti.ms/3i384Ss

please ban my account too so i can stop instinctively refreshing this hell site out of muscle memory

just back briefly to say i still have a job, thank you to those who texted <3

clearly not enough work at WSJ

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Briefly back on Twitter again to say I interviewed my hero Pailin Chongchitnant and dang it feels good to see Thai representation on the YOUTUBE GLOBAL BLOG blog.youtube/creator-and-ar…

One parent could get my poetry banned from classrooms. And yet one country can't ban assault rifles from massacring them.