<extremely loud fart sound, one that enters a black hole and loops through space & time and comes out of the president's asshole mouth>

Trump's "condemnation" of the Proud Boys is being celebrated on one of the only remaining platforms that lets PBs have a presence and they're celebrating. "That's my president," Proud Boys chair just posted.

Note: if you say this debate was a shitshow without noting whose fault it was, you are part of the problem.

He said WHAT about the Proud Boys!?!?!!? Bruh, how did the moderator not end things right then and there????

This isn’t news, Kellyanne. Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet. Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real.

Thanks, I’m fine. But everyone better vote.

“EXCITEMENT.” Poppin’ bottles of champagne near the White House. Thousands celebrate Joe Biden being elected the 46th President of the United States. #Election2020 #PresidentElectJoe #JoeBiden

“LONDON — Sighs of relief rippled through capitals of longtime U.S. allies around the world Saturday after Joe Biden became president-elect.” nbcnews.com/politics/2020-…

Loser! LOLOL

Next: Sudfeld at middle linebacker. Just gotta see what they have there. Need to get it on tape.

And how is YOUR day going?

Screengrabs are forever

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

What took you so long, Twitter?Too little, too late.

On this day 10 years ago, Bryce Harper got mooned in LA during his major league debut. Miss ya, Bryce. Washington Nationals natsenquirer.com/2012/04/bruce-…

For some reason today I can’t stop thinking about that time Davey Johnson called Joe Maddon a “weird wuss” back in June 2012 natsenquirer.com/2012/06/davey-…

Game winning, series clinching, send em to the World Series HOMERUN!! Are you kidding me?! That’s the shit we dream of as kids!! This is nuts!!

Final from McCarthy Field: Rogers Vikings 5, WWWizards 2. Vikings capture D3 baseball title with a 2-1 series victory

Rogers 5, West Warwick 2. Conor Donahue strikes out the side to cap a complete game. Vikings won two on the road to capture the title.

Game 3, RIIL Division III Baseball Championships, presented by OrthoRI: Rogers 5, West Warwick 2 Vikings clinch the Division III title series.