What’s cool is you can go to a bank with 5% down and get a mortgage so you can rent it to people who pay 60% of their income for housing, but the tenants won’t qualify for a mortgage because the mortgage is more than 30% of their income.

Someone needs to explain to me why we had to do this in the morning.

Nothing quite like sitting in a room of people in full business attire to make you wish you’d chosen to wear jeans and a ratty hoodie.

So proud of @JLeiper — definitely my fave councillor. Sorry I missed the photo… again.

Jeff introducing me to new councilors... Them: *blink blink* -- "Hi, I know you from Twitter..."

Probably should have had the tires changed

Hey @JLeiper , is that you asking for a bathroon break with your hand raised in the back?

“There are 2 new David’s on city council, which David delivered the cow?” - topic at dinner tonight. Our regularly scheduled discussion over the day that was will resume next week.

Happiness is finding the iced latte in fridge when you thought the sexy barrista didn't have to make one for you! #blessed

Walking around the house wondering why my long distance vision is shot… and these are new glasses… and clearly I have some sort of incurable disease if it’s getting bad that quickly. OR. OR. It could be that I am wearing my computer glasses.

It feels like we're at the part of the Twitter story where everybody sings 'Tiny Dancer' together, have a hug and a cry, then turn the lights out.

burn, baby, burn…

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.⁦JOANNE CHIANELLO⁩ got herself a hard copy of the LRT public inquiry report.

We're still working on getting through all 637 pages, but we're already learning who the problems are... Jim Watson, former City Manager Steve Kanellakos, former Transit Commission Chair, @AllanHubley_23, and former OC Transpo GM John Manconi are our top picks!

ICYMI: it's snowing. Thankfully our dear friend, Councillor Jeff Leiper, is here with some helpful tips on how to stay safe while shovelling this winter. Remember: if you experience signs of a heart attack while or after shoveling, call 911 immediately: heartandstroke.ca/heart-disease/…

holy fucking shit, NoT tHe RiChEsT mAn On ThE pLaNeT is throwing a five-alarm shitfit and lashing out because journalists have the utter temerity to ask him questions and I for one am so fucking tired of broken-inside men-children inflicting themselves on us just because they can

the time may be coming to ditch this joint once and for all. thinking prehistory elephants.

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