watching the apothecary diaries and omg if i were maomao id jump the purple haired bitch’s ass

curled up in bed, space heater on, thunderstorm outside. this is what life’s all about

im taking this so seriously icl

me liking every video from the Artemis II launch

that address was the dumbest shit ive watched

you know how batshit crazy you gotta be to have Marjorie Taylor Greene make sense ??

Miles Taylor I have never been more ashamed as I am now to be a citizen of the US

Temporary ceasefire or not, Trump already committed an impeachable offense. Congress needs to get back to work and remove him from office before he does more damage to our country and the world.

they still need to impeach his ass idc

this is how i felt when my cycling professor was taking attendance and she randomly middle named me (there’s no other natalies in the class)

Can someone bring a 50 ft banner of Manon’s face to Coachella

ykw i gotta do it

unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between absolutely anything and waiting for the Artemis II crew to make it back to earth safely

APRIL 13th, 14th, 15th, AND 16th, ARE FOR BIG GOOD NEWS. CLAIM IT.

you will celebrate something big very soon. claim it.

Tomorrow will be your luckiest day. Claim it!

BREAKING NEWS: TOMORROW WHEN YOU WAKE UP, CHECK YOUR PHONE. YOU WILL RECEIVE SOME OF THE BEST NEWS YOU'VE EVER HEARD, DON'T RISK THE SKIP. TYPE "YES" TO AFFIRM!

well id fucking hope so

The Strokes

Speaking of Iran’s Lego Video.