Catch me over on bsky.app/profile/natras… <3

I have a theory that these things are related

194. CAPTCHA COMICS ARE THE FUNNIEST GOD DAMN SHIT

“Let’s go Gary, this shit ain’t worth it 🐾”x.com/HurricameSandy…

as ever this does a lot of things to me but the only one suitable for work is how proud I get of this boychild for braving going all out with the outfit and dance and asdfghjkl x.com/meanpIastic/st…

repeatedly checking the time while waiting for your long-distance bee to wake up and love you/torture your character

Who needs to breathe, right?

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my happiness cancelled!

ohgodohgodohgod part time porpoise x.com/caprienplush/s…

I fucked up and will probably never breathe right again

Pulled out his gun over a pack of Mentos. Let that sink in. What if the cop had thought the guy was pulling out a weapon instead of the Mentos? x.com/shaunking/stat…