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It will never change because these states were settled by genocidal religious zealots who fought a fratricidal war to defend their right to own other human beings like cattle, and their descendants are furious they can’t still do that. Not all of them, naturally… but enough.

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Nick Schager Just read the article. Called it. Probably because the source material is clearly J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter, a shapechanging alien who comes to Earth, falls in love with TV & Film, and disguises himself as a Mickey Spillaine-type character to better understand humanity.

@nschager Just read the article. Called it. Probably because the source material is clearly J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter, a shapechanging alien who comes to Earth, falls in love with TV & Film, and disguises himself as a Mickey Spillaine-type character to better understand humanity.
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Ron Filipkowski Which is it? This racist cryptofascist wants Whites to have a lot of children to save the White Race, or he doesn't? Because raising kids IS expensive, even though he's so out of touch with real life he couldn't tell you the price of a gallon of milk with a gun to his head.

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Nick Schager Let me guess; they're aliens? It's SO FUCKING OBVIOUS from the first episode, if that's the twist I'm supposed to be angry about. He processes alcohol at 50x the rate of a normal human? Alien. His handler says 'We're only here to observe these people' in EP3. Aliens.

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