The drama I went through trying to get my old account back just prematurely aged me. Whatevssss back and better baby

Why as adults we don’t get summer breaks?? I miss doing nothing and being bored.

Anyone else?

Someone: are you seriously going to cry because you're stressed ???? Me:

what is the worst chore and why is it folding clothes

😭🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😭😭

For my pedicure lady to grab ladies to show how cute my feet came out means I should be selling some feet pics and making some coinssss 🤔

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself.

Miley Cyrus was preaching on The Climb bc there's always gonna be another mountain, i'm always gonna make it move. there's always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes i'm gonna have to lose. it ain't about how fast i get there, ain't about what's waiting on the other side 😭

“are you fucking stupid?” me:

Bitches is tired Mo.

Tommy Pickles was right ... I don't want responserbileries anymore

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