people ask me if I miss home but the truth is I miss nandos

If you're anti-vax and your child gets measles, don't go to the hospital. You don't believe in medical science. Stay home and inject ivermectin into their eyeball or shove raw milk up their ass or whatever the fuck it is you idiots do.

Playing I spy with gio in the car, he says something beginning with S. We go through every known word beginning with S in the English dictionary. The answer was... Tree.

Today I trained Gio: Whenever I say 'Oh' He responds 'Neil, the baby' The wisdom I impose is just 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

I don't know who needs to hear this, but start living. The days are flying by, and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can-walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

Perth is wild it's like 26 degrees today and people are in jeans jumpers and uggs

thinking a bit too much about Ferrari merch for the season

i’ve genuinely lived 30 thousand lives since this happened

told gio I had a tummy ache and the angry 2 year old shouted WHY??? DID YOU EAT JUNK FOOD????! 😡😡😡😡 the judgement

just wanted Carlos Sainz to beat Lewis Hamilton tbh

Ferrari is C I N E M A #F1 #AustralianGP

The twist of #Adolescence is that this isn't drama, this is reality. They've pointed the gun at its audience and said "haven't you woken up yet, this has happening". This twist is you look at your phone and it's real, this happens everyday. That it isn't fantasy, it's truth.

Gio just told me he wants to go to 'earth' for his birthday and when I explained we live on earth he said no, we live in perth ok babe x

if anyone is considering having children I just want you to know that Gio woke up at 4:50am for no reason today and started an argument because I said the sunrise was cool instead of 'lovely'

On a brighter note, we've been in autumn for over a month and today is 29 degrees and tomorrow is 30

bankrupt because my toddler is in his bath potions era using all my expensive products, help

something that needs to be talked about more: why are decent dining chairs so expensive

Gio asked me if I 'ate him'. Confused, I said no? He said WELL THEN HOW DID I GET IN YOUR TUMMY WHEN I WAS A BABY????? 🫠

‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift has broken the record for most streamed song in a single day in Spotify history.

Erm Eventbrite Australia & New Zealand Eventbrite Help you decide to freeze when YUNGBLUD tickets go on sale? 😭