these are the kids' April fool's jokes and I'm here for it

All good nothing to see here

kiiinda tempted to ask the team about running a (small) search experiment where we turn off all search features which result in "zero click" searches and see what the metrics look like

Came for the @JasonIsbell music, stayed for the @JasonIsbell tweets (and the music)

So, I've got black belts in two different disciplines and trained in a bunch more, and this is the single most effective self-defense technique I've ever seen. This move could save your life.

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This is Fiona and she hopes you have a wonderful weekend

This, and I can't stress it enough

SF friends: what's a good spot to have a beer outside this afternoon?

nice

been microdosing chili all day

I made this last night and hooooooly good gravy

Wordle 210 3/6 Good day. I’ll never post a wordle again no questions at this time ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Picked a good day to take the kids to an #sfgiants game

Nathan

You have no self awareness. I’m not sure why I’m pointing this out because it might be insensitive but you are who you are at this point

I have a t shirt that is 26 years old. I got it from the gift shop after touring FDRs house. It’s the most comfortable shirt I own and still in great shape. 🤷🏼‍♂️

One of the better AI related posts I’ve read

Hi Bertazzoni , I'm reaching out to (hopefully) get resolution with the broken fridge in my kitchen. The freezer hasn't worked in months, appliance repair has worked on it *10 times* over the last 3 years. You won't call us back. Please make this right.