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Sitting here tweeting and playing Angry Birds... I think this is what they call method acting.

My nieces want me to take them to the #MMVA's because I'm the "least embarassing option". So, that's almost a compliment.

Purolator van pulls up to patio. Post office worker approaches. Purolator man rains smack-talk down on Postman. It's a snail mail turf war.

A fly just flew through my window and shot twenty feet across the room, in a perfectly straight line, directly into my forehead. But WHY?

Why Canada's scientists need our support gu.com/p/39vqm/tw via The Guardian

To the pool! Pro tip: They say no diving, but what that really means is you only get one. #makeitcount

Back to life... back to reality.

Only 10 days left to get in on the first batch of @Soylent! campaign.soylent.me/soylent-free-y…

Must watch interview between Glenn Greenwald and Ed Snowden, the #NSA whistleblower: youtube.com/watch?v=5yB3n9…

RT Carin Watson: "When you add a simple user interface to an exponential technology, that's when things take off." Peter Diamandis...

The #UX = Skeleton. The #Code = Brain. The #UI = Skin. The #Brand = The Name. The Story = The Soul. The #Product = Life.

I have a working #BTTF theory that Marty McFly is in fact a Hero of Time in the #Zelda Universe. Biff = Ganon. Flux capacitor = Triforce

"Remember when you Rasta-sized that image and made it cool?" Me: *squinting for some time until finally* ... Oh. Rasterized.

Losing your cellphone is a millennial lobotomy.

“Stories [are] symbiotic organisms that we live with, that allow human beings to advance.” Wisdom from Neil Gaiman: buff.ly/1LJxSKq

“Look at that, you son of a bitch."

Everybody's got a butt. Acknowledging this goes a long way.