Yall need to see the—this nigga rawwwww—face I just made

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety

There’s nothing better than being really high and remembering something exciting

i view using chat gpt as a serious moral failing and i will judge and think less of you for it

Got too high and started watching tiktoks about Siete Spicy Dill Pickle Kettle Chips

Medabots still goes crazy

I gotta be the only guy wearing And1 basketball shorts in this gay bar

Sherma from the hit game Silksong 🎵

Why would they offer us baked potatoes and hot dogs if I’m not supposed to craft a chili cheese dog baked potato

The joy of your favorite band releasing a new devastating piece of music

Puka Nacua is family, he’s always welcome in my house

Don’t just walk up to me and start pulling grapes out of your pocket with no explanation

If there’s nothing to do at work eventually you’ll end up hearing a French Montana song by accident

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

Oh you KNOW the Star Wars Universe’s equivalent to Facebook Marketplace is insane

There’s a story behind every half full glass with a straw still in it left on the bus

Sam Darnold Drake Maye Super Bowl I’m SICK