I’m fighting with the fact that I would always somehow end up in the wrong

i just love music so much. i can’t get enough. it’s the greatest thing in the world.

Dudes be having the worst day of their life and still keep sending memes to their homies like nothing happened

This would get me

Felt like I was floatin up there

big supporter of giant breakfasts at noon on weekends 😋

“I’ve been dropping hints for a while now…” Maybe I’m not good at hints man😂🙃

Was threatened with a hotshot if I didn’t move my feet😂

Your gonna need to contact Dora to find the fuck you think I give

Leave the gate the way you found it

They weren't lying when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

Out of respect PLEASEEEE do not tell me about people that I am no longer in contact with. I do not care about them, what they do is none of my business. I have my own life and I am very happy with where I am.

You ever tried to help someone & realized they like their problems

POV: you are a cowboy lassoing a bull

A little Gordon Lightfoot always hits in the fall. Bring on “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” comments 😂

I like going to a tap house and ordering Coors Light to watch the bartender’s disappointment