No matter how many years you have lived in New York City, once you move away and come back to visit, your friends will treat you like a hayseed who just fell off a turnip truck.

Opening night!

Week two is in the books & and what a week it was! There are still five more weeks of dazzling solo theatre left. Unitedsolo.org to see what’s coming….

Had a stellar weekend in NYC with Josh Raff bringing Love/Love to UNITED SOLO. Thank you to everyone who came out to see it!

Shakespeare our contemporary. A nightmare of greed and excess scatter’d in the bottom of the sea. #OceanGate

There are 6013 gun shops in Texas, but only 2 cinemas projecting Oppenheimer in 70mm.

I know this sounds like an exaggeration but actually these numbers are true.

I’m not sure I have the stamina for full on #Barbenheimmer so it’s Barbie to tonight and Oppenheimer in the morning. Have I got the order right?

X tastes like New Coke.

Sycamore Gap, August 2013 💔

If it’s been a while since you drove really fast with all the windows down playing R.E.M.’s It’s the End of the World and screaming the lyrics at top of your lungs, you really owe it to yourself.

I love it when the neighborhood kids say “Hey, mister!” to get my attention. Makes me feel like it’s the 1920’s or something and I’m gonna get my shoes shined and read the paper.

Memphians! Do you care about food and have a story to tell? We’re actively seeking interview subjects for a new verbatim play about the local flavor! More info @ lonetreelive.com

I might be that cranky old neighbor 364 days a year, but on Halloween I’m the guy who gives out the full sized Hershey’s Bars. There’ll be no tricks on me.

History repeats itself. The first time is a tragedy, the second time is a farce, and the third time is a reality TV show.

“I thought I was making films so I could tell stories, but I was wrong. I discovered that I’m really in it to hear them.”  Some thoughts about the making and meaning of my latest short film, have a read: link.medium.com/cp5r1wXaPOb

All I really want to do is go surfing, ride motor bikes, and play the blues.

Here’s two headlines posted side by side without comment.

I play #wordle for speed, surely others do too. Real question, @nyt how about including time in the analytics?