They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

That’s probably ranch. 🙄

The new Eminem album

Thanks for reading, Marshall Mathers.

We just bought 1000 nuggets 🤷🏼‍♂️

Retweet for a chance to win tickets to our home game against Miami from #CarubbaCollision. Rules: bufbills.co/sOei4D

Elite 8: New Orleans Saints vs @buffalobills

Heavy hearts in Buffalo today as we pray for Pancho and his family. We will never lose your spirit, and the inspiration you shared with us. Pancho Power Forever! #VivaLosBills

What the hell are you doing, Gronk?

What was my favorite Christmas gift? Winning my fantasy league by 4 points.

What a great way to end 2017! Buffalo Bills made the playoffs!!!

Thank you, Cincinnati Bengals.

Our Man of the Year Lorenzo Alexander needs YOU to RETWEET to help him win money for his charity! Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge Alexander + #WPMOYChallenge

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else. Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

Who needs a doctor when you’re dating a nursing student?

I showed up late to my girlfriend’s house because I had to stop and talk to some deer on the side of the road. She completely understood.

Bought a rotisserie chicken for my photography teacher.

I’d rather listen to Nickelback for 20 hours than sit through this 4th grade band concert