whenever i walk by a tree

Pitbull is my phoebe bridgers

so there's this cute dog w this cute sweater then there's my dog w that same sweater and all i can say is ew

Damn. Someone changed the Hollywood sign again.

what in salvation

HOW DID THE CHEWING GUM CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS

*jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up guitar* this is the STORY OF A GIRL

98.7% sure that's actually pitbull x.com/tyler7smith/st…

why does the crow laugh beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad

nok nok whos their spargus

Want to raise an empowered girl? Then let her be funny. wapo.st/2ipbW1h

what about the boston marathon idiot