my hungry ass could not work at the sperm bank

saw myself in the mirror, thought of this post and started crying cause i never thought id make it

for scholars like me, "foid" is actually slang for "factoid"

I am so lonely. All the other puffs are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from local to local committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more.

one day Armada walked out of a store with a box of cookies. outside the store he saw a poor kid playing luigi. he gave him his box of cookies and said “Eat these cookies child, one day you will grow up to be someone important” the kid grew up to be Saucymain

need a pathetic girl trying her best to give me underwhelming backshots like this

4 cc rests and a godly woman

won the ult side bracket at the tgirl function on friday which paid for my 4 beers 😇

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By 2032 the melee community will be reduced to a nationwide t4t polycule and I think that’s beautiful.

Dick size this pussy depth that. Tell me how much damage you’ve done to the architect.

Need Kristy Noem to take me out ol’ yeller style.

Where were you when cody chud got frame mogged by HC’s finest

If your arm isnt signed by pm rank 47 loyal what are you even doing.

Catgirls vs. Puppygirls crew battle

Ok lets go Juan

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