Someone explain please, how is it that when I have breakfast at 8am, I am hungry at 12pm but when I dont have breakfast, Im not hungry until 2-3pm? 😅

I WILL finish uni & I WILL be successful.

Do you ever open a text and think "I'll reply when I have the energy" and then BOOM it's been two weeks and you're a terrible person

Highschool 8am and University 8am are DRASTICALLY different.

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

Mds eu odeio quando eu tenho a chance de dormir cedo e fico enrolando mexendo no celular

Please lord 🙏🥹❤️🤲

this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

"But you don't look Portuguese" Oh sorry, let me just:

Portuguese summer is coming

Os pinguins de Madagascar estavam certos, sorrir e acenar evita tanta dor de cabeça.

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

quando o alarme não toca e sinto que estou dormindo mais do q deveria

Toy

Faz hoje um ano que decidimos todos que tínhamos que comprar um rádio e uma lanterna a pilhas, muita água e latas de atum e velas. Não comprámos.

1200€/mês em lisboa

Nobody uses Netflix less than the person actually paying for the subscription 😭