Every house remix of Holy Ghost bangs

STEFONNNNN GO HOME AND START GETTING READY FOR COURT BRIGHT AND EARLY NIGGA YOU GOING TO JAIL

Skipped it immediately

Catholics walking around with the ash on their foreheads on Ash Wednesday

Nah cause yall have no idea what Plastic 100° did for me

Using lent as an excuse to get a seafood boil every Friday

“Na you dey hot o” My plan na to catch fire

Everyone loves Afro depression until Afro depression is in the room

I love when artists leave a lil bit of the beat at the end for me to freestyle on

People that bleach have the lowest of IQs

being tall and sitting in someone’s lap makes me feel like a great dane that doesn’t realize it’s not a puppy anymore

Making people pay for tariffs only to refund the companies who raised prices and haven’t lowered prices either is so damn American

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

corporations can suck you dry and you’ll still blame immigrants lmao you people are human cattle

How do I stop my Apple Watch from telling me my sleeping score? It’s very depressing

The gas pump be counting up before the gas even come out

when i call a ngga phone i should never hear fun in the background

THE CAPITALISM HUMAN CONSUMER MIND ONLY FINDS THINGS VALUABLE WHEN POOR PEOPLE CAN’T HAVE IT I THINK THAT’S A FORM OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND INSECURITY