not a single male artist on my spotify wrapped

sober texting everyone i love them

coming out as a makeoutaholic

the entire point of life is to be silly and a little weird btw

for christmas i’d like to know why

Can we play until 1 million pm

Mmm I dont like your tone. Add a few more adjectives

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

my competitive advantage is that i'm having fun

god forbid a girl be both whimsical & full of rage.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple out of context:

Do you want to hang out? It might strengthen in-group loyalty

F1 nominated for best picture

i am nothing without my whimsy

i don’t smoke but im an ally (carry a lighter)

When you move to Seattle they hold you at gunpoint every morning at 8 am and make you listen to Decode by Paramore & if you get the lyrics wrong they force you to join a furry polycule

can i join your established friendgroup as a mysterious outside force

lesbian

womens usa hockey makes me want to barbecue or vote in an election or something like im patriotic asf rn

Hang it in the Louvre