I can’t waaaait to meet our little girl 😫 4 more months 🌸💕👶🏼🎀

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life

Finding maternity clothes is one of the hardest parts of pregnancy tbh

Okay but why do they make $150 diaper bags and why do I think I need one

I just wanna see and kiss my daughters sweet little face. Having her out and not body slamming my organs would be great too

Waiting for our baby to decide she wants to join the rest of the world is making me lose my miiiind. Tick tock little girl! Your momma wants to hold you.

40w+1 today. Very uncomfy, crying at everything and very ready for this baby to be here.

I am the one who always needed to hear this: no one is coming to save you get up and leave make the decisions stick to the changes save yourself

Does your top bed sheet ever make you wanna come completely ✨unglued✨ or is that just my postpartum hormones?

Am I the only one who feels like applying lotion to my whole body is the most tedious and physically exerting task?

I am SO SO SO SO SOOOO tired of people using the wrong “women” v “woman”. Like “I love this women”… uh what.

Absolutely no idea how I’m almost 29 and a mother of two 🫣

We have this really cool trick at our house where anytime we want to wake up our kids, all I have to do is lay down 😜😵‍💫

I just want full length shirts back #stopthecrop

Ep. 1

Extremely concerning

Ep. 2 Cling to your taboos!

if you’ve ever been described as “lighting up every room you walk into,” you have a 47% higher chance of being brutally murdered

Okay, I love the The Kardashians. Sue me