Drs have such weird control issues that you literally have to go into every apptmnt acting like you’ve never heard of the concept of medication. I’m not just talking opioids or benzos. I mean even if you want migraine meds for a migraine you have to let them come up w the idea

when you have a cast that is genuinely hungry for the money, have unique challenges, LET THE PLAYERS PLAY THE GAME (!!), dont send them on journeys to lose votes, dont force firemaking, and have a compelling endgame where anything can happen, you get seasons like this #SurvivorAU

And this is why #SurvivorAu is next level and is currently the best possible #Survivor version out there. A masterful rendition of what entails outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting 🔥

Watching the final immunity in #SurvivorAu and being reminded how absolutely insane it is that Jeff Probst thinks this is “boring”

knew he won it from this moment onwards for me idk #SurvivorAU

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

Australian survivor quite literally laughing in the US’s face by doing everything the fans have been asking for and crushing it. Epic season.

i’m actually very chill once everything goes exactly how i planned

If Cirie doesn’t win, can we just pull a Rupert and give her a million bucks for funsies? #Survivor #Survivor50

Ozzy really acting like the game is a test and Cirie has the answer key 😂 #Survivor50

I’m Survivor terms this is like when Candice dropped out of Micronesia and was replaced by Parvati

you either love lindsay hubbard or haven’t lived enough life to understand lindsay hubbard

Nobody warned Jimmy Fallon that the key to a good twist is Stephanie going home #Survivor50

Mr. Beast twist worked because there was a volunteer. Going to rocks would have been awful because similar to the actual beware advantages, you should be able to decline!!! #Survivor50

This cracked me up so hard, I can't help but stan wherever there's chaos #Survivor50

I wish restaurants offered "girl dinner" type deals where it's just like 1 of every appetizer, a piece of garlic bread, and a side salad. This is all a girl want 90% of the time. I would pay good $$ for this! Bonus points for a pickle on the side!

We should be able to take a train from Madison to Milwaukee.

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It’s called “Liked Songs”.