shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar

Why won't someone cute fall in luv with me?

My tum tum don't feel good Mr. Krabs

I’m so happy for the 50 women in the whole world that cum from penetrative sex tbh

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

I miss dating a chef

Bro I'm never gonna find love

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

I'm done giving these white boys a chance

Men don’t realize that emotional unavailability and poor communication are the biggest turn-offs. Imagine making your woman feel crazy just for wanting your time and attention. It’s annoying and draining.

Fun fact: a lot of women do not penetrate themselves when they m*asturbate.

Bro my AC in my car doesn't work and I live in Texas

Not IG recommending me his ex as people I may know

I would love to go honking down military but girl with these gas prices??

Ngl miss my ex from 2022