nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

go back my boy or the next thing you do will be installing Microsoft Teams

Well they're not going to go there when there's bits missing, are they

You guys have fun staying poor

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

Gente, o que custa colocar o nome de vocês no WhatsApp????? Eu sei lá quem é “~🙏🏽”

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

I’m aging out of the bracket where my death gets called “tragic” and into the one where it’s just “early”

White smoke seen from Apple Park to signify a new CEO

This is the shocking moment a hungry crocodile sauntered into a restaurant in Zimbabwe. Rangers had to capture the gatecrasher from the nearby Zambezi River.

Sky News Black Jew 🇿🇼 How did you know that the visitor was hungry?😂😂 This is inaccurate!!

yer bird wants you to pay 6 quid for a meal deal

My five year plan is to see how it goes

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement

Set a personal record this morning. Most days lived in a row.

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

i would choose red even if the threshhold for blue was 1% btw.