Im addicted to espresso now that I have a Breville. Any slight inconvenience chore, espresso first. Im worried cigs are next

Very rude to leave your car at the pump and go inside wawa. I want to as well, but im not a prick.

Who has the “I’ll never financially recover from this” meme? I need it.

Paris is basically Philly. Fucking so nice

As a wedding photographer (assistant to), Most over played song at weddings, Jubel by Klingande… bonus points if a live Sax player joins in. How original…

Why isnt Hovland in a neck brace? Huge miss on his part.

Im trying to go to IHop. I know Pin Laden would go

I’m starting to get an itch and take on the Eagles I really dont want to say out loud. But I’m always early about these things. For now, ill keep it to myself.

Just sold my first 50 year mortgage. 8.25% 😤💪🏼

I think I just bought a car on tik tok live

If you see a headline like this, just know Nascarguy loaded up…. The day before the drop 😑🤦‍♂️

My wife doesnt think I can beat Timothée Chalamet in ping pong, and its really pissing me off.

Bit of a wakeup call today when I sent my accountant my coinbase 1099. Pepe coin and dogwifhat was on there more than I would have liked. (Losses, obvi) I promised him id clean that up for 2026. 🤝

Spare me the cane walk Morikowa. Its golf. I left US Bank because of u

Let’s go #Flyers !!! #omgygmmgfu DeColdest check please Pin Laden Wes Mantooth Nomad Uncle O’Grimacey-San JoeSchmoe 🤫🥸 Nascar Guy Ignatious J Reilly Chris Pronger Taryn Hatcher Jeremy Roenick Lisa Ann suce cette bite de tigre John Daly RED OCTOBER RIC 🔔 Kendall Skalicky

Get the brooms out!! #flyerdup #omgygmmgfu DeColdest Nicole Aniston Wes Mantooth Pin Laden check please RED OCTOBER RIC 🔔 Jeremy Roenick Andrea Helfrich Uncle O’Grimacey-San Nomad Gene Parmesan steaksauce MartyTheZebra

1/1 on vacation chess matches… Also, 1/1 on vacation tweets. Ill be letting them rip all week. Idc that im yelling into a void