find your people.

Me looking at my old notes where I solved derivatives and integration in my prime:

morning bc if it was a good morning i would have a GLE coupe 63

0.03% chance

the runners are not complaining, though.

coming to your nearest whatsapp status and snapchat stories

I have zero brand loyalty. I buy whatever gives me the best value for money

if u don experience polite n soft hearted babe before , u go know say nothing concern u with dem dragons

Erectile overfunction.

make god just give me and my mama long life. leave the rest for me

Worst of all, gym classes are making them run miles an Uber could cover in less than a minute.

“Turn the light on, I can’t sleep without it”

evidence go dey say i dey try, laahi!

Pray that no important aspect of your life will be dependent on another human being

One mad man gave Baba Asake this same advice 30 years ago….see where we are now

Brush your teeth and tongue every morning and evening *. Don’t forget to floss!

Detty december no jam last year…they shifting the pressure to March.

you exposed the lie with ‘we are rich’. shhh

Himself is Ramsay Bolton😂