As a parent, I am pained and would take revenge for my child. Kama mbaya wacha ikue mbaya

This can be simply summarized as intolerance

I think people who voted for Ruto and have the balls to call him out are better than us who have supported Raila and still have no balls to tell him when he is wrong.

Some people think men suffer from a lack of pattern recognition

Nimewaona nikakumbuka vile kulikua kunabadilika Githambo village -- Kahuro subcounty, Murang'a baada ya wazee kupata Tea Bonus.

Such posts are the ones that prove that Kenyan politicians and tribal demigods will always rope the citizens back to tribal grouping to continue eating them. If you fall for such a narrative then do not complain when the same tribal hyenas we vote for come back to bite us

Covid is Back

Unbelievable! I would like to blame our politicians for our mess but the average Kenyan has an average IQ of 70

Girls will start economic independence aka paid work at age 5 while men - now relieved of their dependants need only work 2-3 days a week and spend the rest of the week enjoying their hobbies. Strange world indeed

Ah yes, black women. Famously known for being too quiet about their complaints.

More of this until my people get the message.

He does not want to hear, "I bought you that WALLET! Remember?" Every time you ask him for some money. 😀😀😀

The KDF and the Kenya Police only obey orders. They do not obey the law or the constitution

Heard on Kiambu Road: "Kwa ni sisi pekee lazima tufuate sheria, na hawa watu wa serikali wenyewe hakuna sheria wanafuata? Kwani sheria ni mbili?" And that, right there, summarises the heart of the matter.

Wait a minute, what information about maandamano did you come with yourselves?

Sounds like a law directly from the Islamic Republic of Iran Even criminals jailed in Kamiti are guaranteed medical attention in Govt Hospitals!

Safaricom be like: Oh, you like this cheap bundle? Next time we'll hide it from the main page. Oh, you found it after multiple menus? Guess what, it now costs 10 bob extra. Oh, you paid for it 3 times after the price hike? Fuck you, the bundle no longer exists on offer for you.

Even in her dreams, she has no money for fuel.

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

Then your favourite Billionaires in the US & Europe come to Africa for trophy hunting aka safari hunting