Be cheap and superficial.

It’s 2024, behold the world technology genius Elon Musk has created for us

Ok, now what would the responses be if the question was, “Should abortion be legal only if the pregnant person gets the government’s permission first?”

Remind me what she's most recently noted for? Didn't she used to be on TV?

Oh no they’re having trouble paying for their monthly cruise.

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Comically grotesque thread. Starts out as standard neo-traditionalist Trump worship, why his McDonald’s thing “hit home”. Gist. Trump always wears a suit like British royalty 🤪. Then you’re cruising when you learn Prince Harry went wrong when he married a “race communist.”

In the closing weeks of the November 2024 election, the local facebook "uncensored" groups start going beyond their typical role as a "safe space" for white nationalists. The sheer amount of overt white supremacist and even neo-Nazi crap popping up is unreal:

Man I can’t wait for the 1930s to be over.

It’s weird that it’s apparently only women and people of color who have to get over things and stop being offended.

I guess with Petri gone, Bamabenek has a new mancrush in Mike Ingram. This week, Ingram is the real racist because he is on the short list for the next Treasurer

So what your are saying is, the union allowed workers to negotiate in their own self-interest in this chronically understaffed office? Enough, you’ve sold me on the idea, already.

It doesn't matter how clean an election is. Republicans will claim it was stolen anyway because none of their claims are ever grounded in reality in 2024 It's a party of compulsive liars and your argument is that they'd stop lying if the truth was good enough. Come on

It never actually occurred to me that Jill Stein’s campaign was serious enough that she had an actual running mate.

This won’t work because the Republican goal is not clean elections. It’s DOUBT about our elections, that they can capitalize on. You can have a 100% clean election and they will cast doubt on every little thing, and when they can’t find that, they will just make stuff up.

Uh, how are we going to get imports if the border is shut down?

“Why didn’t this woman want to date my brother just because he voted for a convicted rapist?” I guess we’ll never know.

What, now every utterance on Elon gets broadcast to the world and I even get a NOTFICATION about it? Aw he’ll no, I’m outta this place. Find me on #Bluesky

I wonder why you're not calling for Putin to pay the cost of his war of aggression. Oh never mind, we know why.

I’m at a cancer treatment center getting my 27th dose of radiation. My doctor recommends 35. UnitedHealthcare refuses to pay for more than 28. I’ve fought them for weeks to get full treatment approved. This is my Hail Mary to hopefully get them to reconsider.