having a crush can be so productive it’s currently got me reading russian lit on my iphone at Denver airport

If your life has been somewhat lacking, uninspiring, you need more secret friends.

life is supposed to feel like this

That one client you met with once and never saw again:

my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you

All I want to be is very young always and very irresponsible and to feel that my life is my own

Slow strolls through the AGO, followed by an incredible Michelin star dinner at Osteria Giulia. Can confirm modern art and handmade pasta have the same effect on me 🎨

- Cons of dating me: my toes get cold easily - Pros of dating me: I own more cute socks and fuzzy slippers than anyone you know

It's sunny out and I'm walking back from Granville Island with fresh-cut lilies of the valley and the knowledge that I will be eating leftover pastries in bed tonight. World's happiest girl 💛

Reason number 11482047 not to be a cynic: sometimes hot men will take you to waterfront restaurants and feed you sushi

My civvie friends keep going on about how glowy I look post-Vancouver, saying it must've been the ocean air or the time I spent at the beach. Sort of… not quite :)

I added your city to my weather app and your timezone to my clock. You're special to me

I know I'm overdue for a trim when the Cousin Itt comparisons start rolling in

Every man owes it to himself to experience an overnight at least once in his life. Once is enough to understand what all the fuss is about ;)