That's a good idea, actually.

When I take a catnap on the battlefield I'm 'lazy and a danger for everyone' but when Professor slept through 5 years of war they were 'confused and need time to get reoriented'.

...Better not show this 'Naruto' to anyone else. Everyone will start running like that and we'll be a laughingstock.

I don't vibe with this battle formation, Professor.

Yes I slept for 3 days straight, what is it to you?

[Yawns.] Now that was a nice nap. I slept for... [Looks at calendar.] Ah, I slept for a week. Another world record for good old Linhardt.

What's up dastards it's me, Linhardt von Hevring, the wielder of the Major Crest of Hugemeat.

Just kidding, I have the crest of Cethleann.

Where's professor, I need them to see this picture I got. Professor this is you.

I remember why I left now.

I guess... If you look at it very pragmatically...

I'm leaving now. Bye Caspar.

No.

I will never stop smoking weed. Stop trying to stop me.

Mr. Hotshot Knight doesn't know how to get his own weed?

Oh... yeah, you aren't, huh. Sorry, I'm not good at remembering people. Who are you again? The littlest brother? 20 under 20 luminary?

Get one yourself, ass!

[Casts Bolganone. Miss.] You little piece of—!

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