"I will fall in love with you"😍💙

Laying down a bunt, getting halfway to first and receiving a telegram telling me it rolled foul

paused doomscrolling to stare at this apple. i am no better than a horse.

Alex Jones exposes soda pop

Liquor? Ya, if she’ll let me

heavy are the breasts that wear the bra

"i have a valentine" translation: glory to israel, i love benjamin netanyahu

#theythemsmell

succeeding but at what cost

smoking on that shit that made porter rob his son

Yeah boss I’ll be in today it’s just we got confirmation that the richest and most powerful people in the world are cannibalistic pedophiles who used school yearbooks as menus so sorry if i seem a little bit out of it

siakam, nembhard, and nesmith all play like 35 minutes a night dude

man if only Scott Foster didn't screw the Pacers out of a win in game 4 of the finals

me in ct seeing 2 smokes and 4 flashes flying from A ramp

yeah sorry I'm actually pretty booked tomorrow

I like how the Celtic areas are all green and all the English bits look like a Mordor hellscape

(standing outside in direct sunlight for the first time in 4 months) maybe im not depressed

Me: I don’t speak Spanish Also me after 3 modelos: