“Every time we make one of these videos I feel like a prostitute.” - Patrick "WHORE" Boivin

“Seriously, this is saying vampirism was caused by God being a picky eater.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"I feel like saying something controversial." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"Wrestling isn't worth shit." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“Art students didn't go to art school to learn anything other than how to draw robots and titties.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“If I could, I would replace my arms and legs with arm and leg sized dicks.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“Strap me on that dick.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“Whoreing is honest work. Nothin' wrong with whoreing.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“My fursona is a taller version of me.” - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

“When you're short like me, every bump in the road is a hill you can die on.” - Patrick "Darth Vader Isn't Cool" Boivin

"Playing video games bought the house that I fuck your daughter in!" - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"Don't look at me, I'm not getting married." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"If you're on Wi-Fi, just go die." - Patrick "One Of The Good Ones" Boivin

"Well you see, I used it with the '-a' instead of the '-er', therefore..." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"Are you hungry? Then just dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat it, you fucking filthy animal." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"Oh, I'll splatter the camera. I don't give a shit." - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"And then you started to stomp your feet and cry and piss a little, going 'give present now!'" - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin

"Yeah, the problem- Here- Okay, Paige..." *hit* - Patrick "PatStaresAt" Boivin "Ow." - Paige "PeachSaliva" Boivin