This is why I could never be a wag. They'd be like "Hey, can you pick up my dry cleaning?" and I'd be kind "Hey, can you score on the power play?"

this feels like the most honest one and i 100% believe it’s bc they called the questions by their real name

Erik Johnson is at 997 games and they play the Avs on Nov 16. They play against SJS on the 11th, OTT on 14th, BUF on 16, and Colorado on the 18th. If EJ is scratched 1x, he'll play the Avs for his 1000th game, if he'll play BUF. If he's scratched more than once, Torts will suffer

oh how the turntables

Palestine is not some trend so please don’t start treating it like one. Please keep talking about Gaza. Don’t stop.

close enough welcome back scuderia ferrari in asterix at the olympic games

when anyone says a hockey player should be the sexiest man alive im like please.... stop setting them up....

This is starting to actually look like I’m going crazy

what if your team was MISSING THE PLAYOFFS and your bald coach got FIRED and your senile president of hockey operations was RUNNING HIS MOUTH and your social media got HACKED and is peddling CRYPTO and posting ELON MUSK

if i hacked the canucks i would announce that quinn hughes is now using they/them pronouns and log off

canucks account security

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abbotsford canucks u are the only thing keeping me going

ONE STEP CLOSER

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked sam bennett and he elbowed me in the head

blinding lights, caffeine overload, sleep deprivation, commentators singing to keep themselves and the fans awake... yeah, my favorite part of the race

happy father’s day to brady skjei it feels right given our history

its always “american heat” and “british heat” but never southeast asian heat

They traded for Evander Kane to try to keep Quinn Hughes and now we just have Evander Kane