⠀ S IR──

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⠀ You’re being a 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡.

⠀ No. You must perish.

Yes. Wendy is a doormat.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ call out culture,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ to make an account for susan test because childhood kin and series reboot, or not to make an account for susan test because childhood kin and series reboot.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ do i,, actually have friends here,,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i’m just intimidated. this verse is huge and everyone knows everyone. i feel like i don’t belong.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i lied. i’m capable of writing crack, though this is the only account i can do it on. 💀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ oh, wow. hey. 👀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ pre-fop arch lmao

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ 👀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i never logged out! c:

⠀ [Oh! Surely Tinker Bell can’t possibly be talking about *𝐡𝐞𝐫, right? Wendy bathes herself every day of the week! ♡]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ ALL YOUR MUSES BULLY MINE

⠀ [But she mustn’t! No terrible deed was done to deserve a swim in such freezing waters.]

⠀ ❝Oh, Tinker Bell, you mustn’t fuss . . ! May I be of service to help you feel better?❞ [Wendy reassures, clearly oblivious to what exactly is grinding the poor pixie’s gears.]