BARE MINIMUM - Opens the door - Replies to your story - Buys a gift after a fight - Holds her bag when she’s tired - Asks if she ate or drank water - Holds her hand in public - Pulls the chair for her PRINCESS TREATMENT - Ties her shoes - Breakfast in bed - Gives her massages -

My mama would’ve turned “you the birthday” into “you finna be the ass whopping if don’t clean them dishes” so quick😂😂😂😂

LEMONADE THE FULL FILM.🍋

And just like that, my final attempt!

Scrolling the TL when your team won a nail biter

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Men so quick to give up on you but let it be the Knicks

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

Dating is so crazy you can be so into somebody & thinking you getting somewhere. Whole time they’re thinking of their ex & dealing with somebody else or multiple people 😭 I hate it here

Atlanta Sports Team Fan Pro Tip: You gotta act like you don’t care about the team winning for them to win

I was thinking $200. $500 should be VIP with a backstage pass and a drink voucher

Ye being confused about who “Annie” was in Smooth Criminal 💀 “I never quite understood who Annie was and why did it matter if she was okay or not.” 😭😭

not her knowing the dance too omfg iconic😭🥹

Somebody tell Michael Jackson people I’m cool with all parts coming out at the same time and watching a six hour movie

If this was 2008, BET would’ve been playing The American Dream: The Jackson 5 movie on repeat 24/7 for the last 2 weeks. We really lost that recipe

Can we talk about the Taylor port era?? Like why was we drinking wine😭😭😭😭

Let's take lovergirl off all platforms.… I'm not in the mood really I'm not. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS

WHICH HALF YOU WANT, TINA SNOW ?

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.