Happy Arbitrarily Decided Date of Calendar Change to all who celebrate.

Judas: "I'm going to betray Jesus." Peter: "No so fast, my friend!"

I don't mean to scare anyone, but all those "let's circle back in the new year" promises where you work are TOMORROW.

Sneaky.

Live action Zootopia coming to theaters Christmas 2028.

Wise words from a wise woman

You have the Oxford Comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Me, when I tweet something nasty about the city of Helena.

What about an MLT (mutton, lettuce, and tomato) where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe? They're so perky. I love that.

Mr. Rogers will return in Avengers Doomsday

I'm also a widower who's been remarried over 20 years. The way to tell us apart is that he's played James Bond.

A ratatouille

Can we explain to him how there's no way the United States had boats there 500 years ago as well or would it be too much math for him to handle?

I'm good with this.

I hope this movie addresses the rumor I heard that the name Melania is Croatian for "I'll do anything for a Green Card".