Babe wake up new neural dsp amp sim just dropped

Gas prices are insane and The Cool Kids jus dropped an album holy shit we finally time travelled back to 2008

Dudes will see a 15 year old red pill meme and literally base their entire personality around it

Deodorant mandate has been lifted for the Djent Shitposting meet and greet

Dudes be like “yeah I like black metal” then show you literally the worst guitar tone ever

The millennial urge to say things like “roflcopter”

Deodorant mandate is lifted for all future naevius shows #nodeoderant #freedom

#NewProfilePic

Going to the May Day block party to find some Communussy

They call me 007 0 talent 0 monthly listeners 7 albums released on Spotify

Alpha brain made my dick fly off

No one told me when I turned thirty that it would take me an entire week to digest a large meal like I’m a fucking snake who swallowed a rat whole

Shoegaze is just mumble rap for guitarists

Dr Jordan B Peterson Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that

Dr Jordan B Peterson Jordan Peterson fans be like:

Dudes be like “I’m a memelord” and then show u a morbius meme

Name: Djared “Thall” Nekronomicon Age: 27 Has a pointy guitar in his display pic. Strictly refers to women as “females”. Thinks showering is for posers. Doesn’t own a single stick of deodorant.

Don’t worry bro, you don’t need a vasectomy with that yee yee ass haircut

RIP the queen she’ll never get to hear the new polyphia album 😔

cant believe he had the audacity to claim he’s bald by choice