Krista: "I've made so many dad jokes tonight, at least 5. I think Nader inspires me". My work here is done

What did the software engineer say when they made all their data immutable? "Const stop me now!"

An 80s new wave/ Kelly Clarkson mashup band called "Synths u been gone"

Why aren't stethoscopes called heartphones?

Today is a really exciting day for me. I've been working for more than a year now on a project called JetPack Compose, and we have decided to develop it in the open in AOSP! Lots more to come, but check out the "What's new in Android" stream @ 2: events.google.com/io/live/

Sooo how many HBO-Go subscriptions were cancelled today?

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Japanese artist Atsuko Yukawa has been creating miniature, battery-powered wire sculptures. Here is one of her latest:

Hot take, elevators are just really easy escape rooms

Why don't final Jeopardy contestants wager negative dollar amounts and intentionally answer incorrectly. Seems like a winning strategy.

I miss high fives

"New normal" sounds like an 80s new wave band that would open before Tears for Fears but after A-ha

Jetpack Compose Beta is now available, check out the announcement for more information about the library, but also our tools (I’m excited about animation previews and live literals!) android-developers.googleblog.com/2021/02/announ…

Excited and humbled to be a guest on ADB with Doris Liu talking about Jetpack Compose with Nick Butcher and Chet Haase

Going to buy 2 copies so I can read it twice as fast