Ex just posted herself. It’s over.

Couple of beers with your buddies heals the soul

I’ve been watching shitty football on my couch all day. Life is good

Grant Horvat and Tyler Toney matchup was actually the best YouTube video I’ve watched in awhile

Trying to sweat out my sickness at the gym. I have to rally for JIMS #ThirstyThurday

This is the year. Zach Calzada has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman.

Huge news for the unemployed

Hard to beat. Happy Labor Day

Bad day to be caught with my flops. I am soaked

Why the hell is it so cold inside of bdubs I’m freezing

Yes WE (you reading this tweet) are rushing sigma chi this fall #mtsu

I’ve been logged out of this account 3 times this week

Definitely just bombed my first college exam

Just lost in the second round of intramural playoffs. It’s over.

How life feels when you’re texting your ex girlfriend from high school

What do I do now that all the blacks are wearing quarter zips?

Toots is a fucking scam.

Today is such a rot day but it just happens to be thanksgiving

Holiday season without my ex and her family actually blows

I’m way too drunk at the pregame