IM DEAD

For non-USA folks who haven’t clocked how insane this is, Tylenol is a brand name for paracetamol. They’re saying paracetamol causes autism

Jimmy Kimmel returns to his show with a Tylenol joke: “I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol.”

guys how do i get a better job

For the same reason you don't get convicted of genocide every time you cook or clean

being insecure is such a waste of youth

cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent and vanilla and happiness

MY FAVORITE FATHER FIGURE EDIT SO FAR

men make this kind of content and think its so funny but its just misogynistic

happy 10-year anniversary to this all-time BANGER x.com/cavalorn/statu…

They sexually abused Greta Thunberg. They sexually abused Greta Thunberg. They sexually abused Greta Thunberg. Now imagine what they do to Palestinian women.

We need to tax the absolute living fuck out of the rich

We’re honored to share that the Sabrina Carpenter Fund has chosen Transgender Law Center (TLC) as one of its beneficiaries! 💖 Thank you, @sabrinacarpenter + Team Sabrina 🐾, for using your platform to uplift trans joy and liberation. 💫

“I was brutally tortured inside Israeli jails. They electrocuted my eyes so that I lost them,” Abu Fool says.

Sabrina Carpenter has selected Transgender Law Center as one of the beneficiaries for the second leg of her ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour through her official fund. The Sabrina Carpenter Fund also includes LGBT National Help Center, The Jed Foundation and Best Friends Animal Society.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Go away Steve Harrington