COOKED means you are fucked, COOKING means you're on to something great and ATE means you slayed. What is this genre of words bro

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

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Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

Anything that takes your breath away is called asthma. Anything that sweeps you off your feet is epilepsy. Butterflies in your tummy are gastric ulcers. having Chills is the flu. Being head over heels is an emergency craniotomy. When your heart skips a beat, that's a

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

wage: 77k first fine for tax filling defaulters: 100k. make Batman create more prisons cause olokpa ma everybody. “100 million plus Nigerians to be arrested for refusing to file for tax, as reported by Sahara news”

I dont think the average american has a clue the amount of pain and destruction their country has caused the rest of the world.

Me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

for your information, you can not stop my money calculation!!

brown is so underrated in clothing, it eats every time.

unfortunately, my parents wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite colour, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But they'll be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I can be

when ur kissing and it suddenly gets a little more intense and u both moan a little and pull each other in closer>>>>>>>

$10k entry. $1,000 ape size. $30m mc. exit.

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the thesis is simple; one trade at a time with just enough conviction. will replicate when i resume trading.