when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Ever since you walked away

if you recognize this you should schedule that colonoscopy

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

This is from an IBM presentation In 1979

Being Libertarian It is optional, but only for when you are born and once those docs are filled out you cant back out.

If your girl vapes she wears the pants cus you can’t afford them

i would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime.

Retweeting this when I have my own outdoor gym

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Girls really be like I can’t wait to get a tow hook piercing

Believing that Pharmaceutical Companies want to heal you is like believing a Casino wants you to win

Zcash is what Bitcoin was supposed to be.

somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PNC is basically realizing you were LARPmaxxing

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ShinyHunters compromised Canvas (to a currently unknown extent) which resulted in a "this system has been compromised" to over 9,000 universities. As ridiculous as that sounds, I'm not memeing. It has been speculated it is actually over 9,000 universities. ShinyHunters is

Skins and camos influence win potential and it’s not even close.