I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Star Fox direct

imagine genderbent smosh.. instead of ian hecox she will be ian herpussy

we got 5 dollar gas and they're just dumping heavy cream into the mountain dew its lit

accidentally spliced together the wrong gifs so here’s Han Solo realizing that John “Jigsaw” Kramer is canonically bisexual

Movie critics tend to know what they're talking about most of the time but game critics are on the exact opposite end of the spectrum because they love giving dogshit games a 10/10 and giving the best games youve ever played a 5 or something

a best friend can always tell ...

said “perioddddd” in class and math teacher responded “decimal point”

Residents of Peach Creek #ededdneddy

i think the reason nostalgia baiting the 70s-90s seems boring to me is because it’s almost always exclusively the white middle class suburban experience.

realizing that everyday im learning new things

no one cares israel is comitting a genocide anymore they just want a new word for "i dont like this" Everything is israeli AI reddit slop epstein diddy blud

entering Wordle HQ

Daughter going on date. Is there a 'slow down' button on this life thingy? #emotional