Nater 😵

YAINT GETTING NO FREE LULU

Ye read my mind

What’s the best way to learn Chicago city life? Get on the wrong train—- figure out how to get home from there

Me right now

We get it Adam Levine you have tattoos

Tiger is winning all 4 majors this year don’t @ me

Yo libman brooms are really getting free advertising from this

Hey Will Smith what precautions are you taking to replicate I Am Legend?

I officially fell for a dumb Instagram ‘challenge’. shame on me

Love this man. It’s Masters week and i miss him a lot

Heard at work today—”thank god my wife didn’t make me get the vaccine yesterday! Otherwise my arm would have hurt and I couldn’t play golf today”

Does any 25 year old out there know how to fold a fitted sheet? Thx!

Who else seen the leprechaun say YeEeAaAHhH

Looking for recommendations. How do my followers relax after a 13 hour day? Plz @ me!

After a 3,000 mile solo road trip there is nothing more that grinds my gears than a left lane camper going the speed limit

Taking applications for the future Mrs. Eichner— must be hype women like Mrs. Scheffler. Please inquire within

First thought while boarding my flight to Portland…. Damn I’m definitely not crunchy enough for this

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