u should be able to get drunk off of one beer or one white claw. i don't want 5

they're about to drop the bullshittiest phone of all time

he realized how strange it is to be anything at all! he mad!

apple not refunding me a $90 in app purchase that renewed by mistake

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(Whispering to a bug) who are you

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

I felt divinely protected and then I looked up

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

if you not gettin 2 pairs of jeans for $50 as part of their weekly 50% deal and then applying your old navy super cash on that same order then you don’t really be in old navy for real

how it feels to wear a high maintenance outfit to work

hes so cute and handsome i cant

the same 7 people spin a wheel and date each other every 6 months

how do you stay normal while waiting for an email

bruno...